What Day Do Kindergarteners Have Their "Meta" Class?

Hey, I'll have stuff from my whirlwind Austin Kid's Day sojourn coming up soon, but for now, why don't you stop by Offsprung and watch Neal Pollack and his son Elijah consciously (and badly) rip off Adam Sandler. (Elijah's by far the more natural talent.)

Oh, and if you haven't visited lately, more Offsprung columns are being added weekly, it seems. Shopping, movies, health, it's all there.

Finally, check out my swanky new Offsprung banner. I'm so proud. (Or, rather, as proud as anyone who had very little to do with the actual putting-together of said banner can be.)