I'm sorry, Mr. Randy Kaplan -- despite your claim in your song "Ice Cream Man," from your new album Mr. Diddie Wah Diddie, I am the official ice cream king.
Even if you do have a cape. And a crown. And, er, an ice cream truck.
OK, I concede my title to you, sir. Where's my ice cream?
Randy Kaplan - "Ice Cream Man" [Vimeo]