I think this song -- "Pet Dinosaur" from the Virginia band Einstein's Monkey -- could probably do with about 5 to 10% fewer words. And I'm not the biggest fan of the vocal stylings.
But the song is kinda amusing, and the video, animated by Brian Bear is very much so. The opening intro has a bit of a Dead Milkmen "Bitchin' Camaro" vibe to it. Not much of one, but just enough.
Einstein's Monkey - "Pet Dinosaur" [YouTube]